What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What do you think about me (Aditya Krishna)?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?